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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

14.06.2025 06:28

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Freaks and Cheeks

Unacceptable again!

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Why can’t Trump campaign on the real issues facing America rather than insulting the character of VP Harris? Does MAGA actually believe this tactic will work?

Nuts and Butts

Next, they tried...

Minds and Behinds

A Forgotten Cancer Is Surging in Young People, And Experts Are Puzzled - ScienceAlert

No, not a chance

They put up a sign reading

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

If a female has XX chromosomes and a male has XY chromosomes, what chromosomes do transgenders have?

So they tried

Then came..

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

What can I do after 18 cops raided my home, without a warrant, seeking a person who didn't live there and wasn't there, and also went through all of my stuff? The person wasn't on the lease, and they didn't see him enter.

Another attempt resulted in ...

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Hysterias & Posteriors

What caused North Korea to go poor when at first it was rich?

Still no good

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

No way

Why isn't bestiality illegal in most states? If children can't consent, then animals DEFINITELY can't consent. Why is being a pedophile a crime but zoophilia is not?

share office space ...

Everyone loved it.

Why do narcissists devour so much sugar (candy, ice cream, donuts, etc., in huge amounts at a time)?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Catatonics & High Colonics

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

What is the most offensive thing someone has ever asked you?

Just Forget it!

So, the docs changed it to read

No go.

Why does Islam give a bad vibe?

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Still no good.

What are some tips for a girl with low self-esteem to start dating?

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Thumbs down again.

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

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